under pressure (this was sung aloud like five times, then watched on youtube and sung some more)

Since K wrote an official about me post, I now feel like I should put something here or something like that. Here is some word vomit about me. Enjoy! Also, I stole her format, because I am lazy. Owning it.

Name: Jessica, Jess, JG, Bunny, BEST BFF EVER, and that crazy cat lady.

Facts: old soul, in love with the idea of love, hopeless idealist, day dream believer & former homecoming queen. Kidding about the former homecoming queen bit, but wanted to slip in a Monkee's reference.

i'm also part mermaid.

Age: 25 Birthday: September 18 Sign: Virgo

Hometown: Atlanta, Georgia Currently located in: Dayton, Ohio

Pet: Monster, who is a almost two year old rescue. He's just about the sweetest kitty ever. He also likes to sit in silly ways.

Your place or mine?

Significant other: FOREVER ALONE. SINGLE. CAT LADY. etc etc

Occupation: Full Time Student, Part time Blogger & Internet-er.

Goals: This is one that is hard for me as my life as of right now is in a giant flux. I am right on the edge of being able to transfer out of Community College and into a University and I am trying to decide what I want to major in/do with my life as full time internet-er has yet to turn up a job listing. Personally, I want to pursue my art more. After a fairly devastating break-up about a year (and some) ago, I felt like I lost my creativity and it's slowly coming back and i'm feelin' it. Travel more, be angry less, and figure out what I want to do with my life. Small stuff.

All the things:

I like: country music, Britney Spears, secrets, sweet tea, being barefoot, cheese, the smell just after it rains, heavy blankets even in the Summer, skinny dipping, the fair, trashy romance novels, celeb autobiographies, gardening, cake decorating, being creative, positive people, gingers, road trips and perfect playlists.

I dislike: being negative, being the third wheel, dishes, my stupid phone, saying goodbye, gross beer, spaghetti, my car not having air conditioning, and people that shall not be named just in case they read this.

I like REALLY bad t.v. if it's terrible, I probably watch it. I love watching The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday (all versions) whenever I'm sick. I also have a soft spot for musicals, my favorite is My Fair Lady.

I have a tattoo, and am getting my second one (which will be a BFF one with K) sometime in the fall.

I'm tall, 5'10 tall. I'm the baby of five and the only girl. I don't have much of a temper but I have a sassy/smart mouth and tend to run it when I should keep it shut.

I also hate writing about myself.

THE END. 

I'm boring.

Since J and I have been blogging for almost two months now, I figured it was time you knew some things about us. So, here I am. Fair warning: I am so worst boring.

Name: Krystal, KP, Supreme Leader of the World

Facts: Unabashed elitist; Complacent existentialist; Young-Money Democrat; Cynical and Disillusioned sort-of-Adult

Age: 24 Birthday: August 28 Sign: Virgo

Hometown: Huntington Beach, CA

Pets:

Kimbodog - age 2, Border Collie/Retriever mix, greatest dog in the whole world

Muffins - aka lion kitty, age 3, maine coon/tabby mix, destroyer of lives

Pojeecat - aka "special" kitty, tuxedo cat, age 3, may or may not be "differently-abled"

Michael Jackson - aka king of pop, mj, little michael, liz taylor's bff, age 2, should've been named Garfield

Significant Other:

Mr. B; 5 years strong - Anniversary April 14

Occupation: Paralegal; Student

Education: Bachelor of Arts in Psychology & Social Behavior and Criminology, Law & Society from University of California, Irvine (2009)

Currently attending Coastline Community College to obtain a Paralegal Certificate (and more $$$)

Attending California State University, Long Beach (Go Beach!) beginning in Fall 2011 to obtain Single Subject Teaching Credential in English. Additionally, plan on acquiring a second credential to teach Psychology and/or History at the high school level.

Goals:

• To teach middle school language arts or high school English while working part-time as a freelance or temporary paralegal in the summers.
• Pursue amateur photography of people, places, pets and things (and other nouns). Photography is a passion and deeply ingrained in my family's history, and I would love to study it further for personal enjoyment.
• Travel to some place new every year for the rest of my years.
• To become Master and Commander of my own Kitty Army.
• To read all the classics, ever.

All the things:

I like: soda, steak, and potatoes (inevitably results in my being a lard-butt).

I dislike: exercise that is not directly related to a game or competition of sorts (again, lard-butt).

I was born in Whittier, CA but moved to Orange County when I was 3 and my parents divorced.

I have a physical aversion to rule/law-breaking. Thinking about it makes me ill. I once wanted to be a cop or federal agent...I even considered working for the IRS (gross!).

Favorite Author is Mark Twain (essays/shorts are even better than the novels). Favorite poet is E.E. Cummings.

Lover of Greek mythology. Once played Cassandra in a school play.

My eyes are a greenish blueish grayish stormy mess and have the awe-inspiring power to crush hopes and dreams with a single squinty glare.

I wish I was a rapper. I think the lyrical prowess of some past and present rappers rivals the poetry and prose of many acclaimed writers--however, I am not above listening to gangsta rap and particularly enjoy songs about strippers and money. The ability to set words to music, however, evades me (unless I have something to go on...I'm like Weird-Al).

I also love country, pop (BSPEARS!!) and dubstep.

I have no imagination. If you ask me to create an idea, story, etc. from scratch, I can't. When I was little, I remember coloring the things in coloring books realistic colors. I once cried because I couldn't find the right skin color to match Sleeping Beauty in my Disney Princess coloring book. Fortunately, this keeps me honest. Unfortunately, this makes me a terrible liar.

I love May-December relationships, believe age ain't nothin' but a number, and cried inside when Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon broke up.

I have 3 tattoos - only one is always visible - and would love to get more. I have reserved a special place in Hell for people who judge others just because they have tattoos. I am neither a convict, drug-addict, nor drop-out, thank you very much - and none of my friends who have tattoos are either.

I like ABC Family, made a point to watch Cyberbully, and cry at night because I miss The O.C.

I like video games and my bf and I own a million games and gaming systems. I like to play wii games with J via my beloved internet. The internet brings people together.

I am in love with Master Chief. And I'm a professional at Galaga.

I am a big fan of Lisa Frank-inspired colors:

I like: smart people, witty people, funny people, blondes (narcissism...whatevs!) and Jews (represent!).

I don't like: liars, half-assers, rude people, smelly people, and people intolerant of other races/creeds/sexual-orientations/gender-identities/etc. (and don't tell me being smelly is part of your religion).

And

I love the internet:

I'm not very interesting, but very opinionated. And, duh, I like to talk about myself.

If you don't ask, I won't tell so ask away.

-k.